But then- you become a rat.

When the

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Me, a Theologist:

”Not so, for I am not a rat, I am a descendant of the Protoplast, not some lowly rodent.”

Me, a taxonomist:

"Not so, for I am not a rat. I am a descendant of the stem-primate, not some lowly rodent."