Excuse me? What!

My neim is donklestes,

My body long and head is lorge,

And wen it tiem to kep meself fed,

I opin weid and et te fud.

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My name is donk

My body scales and mi hed is lorge

And wen in tym to get mi fed

I opin weid and et te creb

Slam dunk on that arthropod!

Mi naym is tak

My body longe and head is smol

And wen it tyme to get mi fed

I opin wid and chomp the herb

Mi naym is toast

Mi bodi long

Mi hed iz smol

But I fest

And wen it tim

To et fud

I opin wid

I monch teh bred

Cool

Me name dankle

Me stronk

Me kll

Mi naym is titanoboa

Mi bodi long

Mi hed iz swoll

But jaw is stronk

And wen it tiem

To get mi fed

I open wid

I MONCH THE DEAD