Excuse me? What!

My neim is donklestes,

My body long and head is lorge,

And wen it tiem to kep meself fed,

I opin weid and et te fud.

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My name is donk

My body scales and mi hed is lorge

And wen in tym to get mi fed

I opin weid and et te creb

Slam dunk on that arthropod!

Mi naym is tak

My body longe and head is smol

And wen it tyme to get mi fed

I opin wid and chomp the herb

Mi naym is toast

Mi bodi long

Mi hed iz smol

But I fest

And wen it tim

To et fud

I opin wid

I monch teh bred

Cool

Me name dankle

Me stronk

Me kll