@ZeldaPro97 @Savage Almond @Shieldon.BAH @Nizaluddin @Ceratops647 @AcryAllofan150 @Tyrann0saur125 @Ganimes @Gojiraaaaaaaaa @Mammothceratops8888 @ScaryLookinHobo @Cooner21 @Jwfan102 @LeanYeenMachine @Elaphrosaur @Bajadasaurus234 @Scotalt @Mediterranean Mapper @David, I think. @Andromedus the dragon @Nonotbeast @DankTorvosaurus @Triceratops Prorsus @Mangler fan @EpicThoradolosaur7782 @11duckhunt @MaybeConcave @Ksalmon123 @BigDumFish99 @D1n0635 @SiatsPyro07 @Friendly Kelbeam of the Hood @Anjanath is Best
Also @Silkie Dragaon because they're in this game
List of contestants:
I'm rooting for Bungartius, Sonic the Deinogalerix, LeanYeenMachine, Sperodactyl, Wizard Dunkle, Sacabambaspis With Legs, Quandingle, Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger, The Cum-Beast, Palatine Xenomorph, The Heavy, Sheildon.BAH, The Detective from Emesis Blue, Forsaken, Eotriceratops, Neovenator, ScaryLookinHobo, President Blazar, Beach Bob Saurophaganax,
T̶̢̢̢̢̨̧̡̛͚͈̞̭̟̝͙̘̤̦̱͖̤̻͖̬̹̮͙̦͚̫̮͇̗͔͙̜̩͎̬̻̱̠̘̤͙̿͛͗̔́͊͑̏̽̄̀́̂͐̋͆̇̚̚͜ͅh̷̢̜̙̻͓͕̔̀̌̋̿̂̎͌̇̊̕͘͝ȩ̴̢̧̡̡̨̼͕̲̘͖͕̯̮̜̯̥̯̼̩͉̠̬̱̫͉̟̺͈̫̮̬͕̬̥͍͖͔̮̻͉̝͙͕͖͇͇̳̈́̽̋͑̈́̀̓̂̈́̈́̏̚͜ͅ_̷̢̡̧̞̮̗̹̬̺̮̤̮̥̮̗͉͚̥̪̮̫͙̣͈̻͉̩̙̠̙̯̠̯͇̰̞̈̉̌̓́͌̒̀͂̊̊̃͂̊̆̔͂̀̐͋̋͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅS̷̢̨̨̧̺̦̲̯̱͈̮͖̠͉̖̹̖̲͖͔̼͎̼͎̻̾̄̑̏͆̒̈̈̐̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅh̴̨̢̢̛̰͉͓̻̞̣͎̙̻̫̗̘͎̳̭͍͈̰̄͆̃͆̌̐̓̏̄́̀̃́͆͌̾͑̋̏̂̄͗͘̚͜͜͝͝ą̵̢̨̢̡̨̛͓̰͕̜̖̩̯̮͓̘̱̫̲̞̗̲̞͎͙͖͎̫̜̲̬͎̣̠̣̞͔̖̻͕̫̦̙̼̫̖̅͂͂̋̏̆͗̾͗͒̑̿̽̑̔͂̀͒̿̄͑̔̿́͐͊̽̑͆̐̍̍̔̈́̈̅͒̎̽́͘̚͠͠ͅr̸̡̨̢̡̢̡̢̛̛̞̣̪͙̳͓͖̜̬͓͈͙̰̮̦̜̯̦̦̬͙̯̱̱͎̮͚͉̮̖͍̣̩̖̪̥̭͂̐̍̽͛͒́̈́̾̆͛̄̈͐͋̀̃͊͒͂̏̅̈̉́͋̿̈͐̾̊͗͆̀̕̕̕̚͝͝͠͠͠ͅṭ̶̡̨̼̫̟̠̥̗͍̰̒͋̋͌̈́͑̕m̶̛̛̟̼͊̔̐̈́̃͌́̓̏͊̂͌̎͒̍̄́̓̀͌̿̄͒̄̋͛̈̃̋̂̀̃̒͝a̴̡̛̝͙͙͖̹̼̖͍̣̫̫̱̳̬̮̗͖͙̙̲̞̘͎̞͉̝̣̹̤̭̘̽̈́̒̇̀͑͆̅̍̍̀͋̏̒̔́̏͋̓͑̕͝͝͝ͅn̵̨̡̨̗͚͎̤̰̭̪̳͎̲̮͚̠̤͈͖̭̂̔̆́̿̀,
Vergil the Therizinosaurus, Eotrachodon H̵̨̛̺̤͔̺̳͖͈͍̙̯̤̤̖̎̅͗̂̿̅͗̓̚Ȩ̷͚̣̹̘͎̯̣̱͍͔̖̎̆ͅ ̴̛̲̊̀͑̿̐͘K̴̥̖͖̼͖͇̻͓̦̞͕͠ͅI̴̧͔̣͈̯̯͓̮̩̓̀̎̽͊̌̂̈́́̿̚̚Ļ̵̫͎̙͙͎̜̤̯̘̞͚͓͙̩̌͋̀̓̈̽̉̍͝͠L̸̗̋̊̏͋̎̔̌̈́̊͋̕Ė̶̬̜̳͖̖͓͕̺̟̋̉D̴͕͙̝̜̬̱̰̼̤̪̅̊ ̶̫̗͚̭̤̗̈́͋̕T̴̛̛͖̩̤͉̞͍̳̖̺̥͇̰̐͌̏̃̀̈́̇̐́̀͗͜͜͜͝͝Ḩ̷̡̧̘͖͙̳̝̜͉̺͎͎̗̙͐̃̄̔́̉̑̓Ě̴̖̗͈͚̙̲̤̾̈͆͑͋̀̆͌̈́̀̚͝͝M̷̨͗̓͂͛̌̋̃̆͒͠ ̵̨̧̖̤͚̩͇̞̮̇̿͊̓͋͑͘͘A̵̧̟̜̪͖̺̣͛̔̓̾͜L̶̨̟͍̤̞̯̻͍͍̦͖̙̺̈́̽̒͜͠Ľ̵̛̺̺̞͕͈͕̱̦̻͖̟̰̩͈̑̿̄̃̽̿̇̌̎̀̋̔̀ orientalis, SiatsPyro07, Nick O'Teen, Allosaurus fragilis from Adventures of Allosaurus Brothers, Garudimimus, Sundowner, Cumnoria, The Beelzebufo Behind The Slaughter, Charles, and Aerodynamic Estemmenosuchus
I'm ̶p̶r̶a̶y̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶d̶o̶w̶n̶f̶a̶l̶l̶ ̶o̶f̶ rooting against Autism Chica, Bajadasaurus234 (previous winner lmao), Mango On A Fork, JWA Maip Concept, Mihaly from Ace Combat 7, Wisconsin, Rare T-rox, and Sawbeaks Having Seks
Without further ado, let's begin!
THE BLOODBATH
RIP PHP Prenocephale
Gosh diddly darn damn it
RIP Garudimimus, poor dude can't seem to catch a break
I wonder if this guy is also Chocolate I?
RIP 11duckhunt, he wasn't ballin'
You must heal yourself in order to harm others
He's trying to protect himself from heart failure
I thought he wanted to BURY THE LIGHT DEEP WITHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
Golly
RIP Polar Allosaur, German Funtime Freddy, Udanoceratops, and King George, somehow I doubt the latter two would go through with this
HOW
LITERALLY HOW
RIP Forsaken
I guess all of my favorites are gonna die early, huh
RIP SiatsPyro07
Of course one of the previous winners survives the Bloodbath
Good
RIP The Urban Rescue Ranch
RIP Onyscidus
RIP Prognathodon
At least Beach Bob Saurophaganax gets to live
RIP Skybalonyx
RIP Dorito.
RIP Mutant Platybelodon, though I guess it makes sense that he'd be killed by a gargantuan snow monster
That first aid kit won't be very useful for a fighter jet
I know what he's gonna do to the fishing bait
At least something great is gonna come out of this bloodbath
RIP Sawbeaks Having Seks
Just as them Foundin' Fathers 'ntended
RIP Illegal #4
Surprisingly realistic moment
RIP NUH UH
Looks like Titanohyrax is looking to redeem himself after getting done dirty in the other two Hungry Gays he was in
RIP Sacabambaspis With Legs and Green Suchomimus
The way I see it, he got off easy
RIP 65 Lago Jack-o
Cumnoria vs. Cum-Beast when???
Good, now use them to blow up all of the previous winners
RIP Epanterias and Ethereal Cosmos, honestly this was probably the better outcome
What did the illegals do to this game bruh???
RIP Illegal #5
Not the weapon I'd expect the Detective to use, but sure
RIP Kryptops
RIP Ingentia and Bungartius, I feel like Crystal Palace Megalosaurus is gonna be the villain of this game
Unless, of course, this guy is still around
RIP Sonic the Deinogalerix, honestly I don't miss him that much, he looks pretty bad
Bruh, this guy won an entire Hunger Games in order to get in, and this iswhat happens to him
RIP Quandingle, honestly I'm disappointed, I didn't even want him to win that hunger Games and here he is dying immediately
RIP George Washington, should've definitely been the other way around
RIP Concavispina
RIP Gigantopithecus and Seymouria Skinner
RIP Emerald Monkey
RIP Strawberry Elephant and THE KIWI, once again this was the better outcome
RIP Tylocephalonyx
The battle of two criminals
RIP Nick O'Teen
Forgot to mention that Zalmoxes got a glow-up, if TotallynotaHellionWarden was here he'd be so proud
RIP WWD Ornithocheirus and Rare T-rox, at least these types of battles always seem to end with the best outcomes
He's not gonna end up like 65 Lago Jack-o and Illegals #4 and #5 did, he wants to make Bajada proud
Looks like he's not the only one, this violin-playing goober is gonna be right beside him every step of the way
RIP Palatine Xenomorph
I'm glad Poor Pikmin now owns something
Barosaurus also got a glow-up
RIP Destructive Euphrates River Predator, if I was actively rooting against her I'd be a lot happier
RIP Dicraeosaurus, I would've preferred if it was the other way around
Can't say I blame Purple Frog, if Homo erectus was a child then it'd be the other way around
Rhinonsoon
I wonder which of the almost 6 million residents of Wisconsin got these items?
RIP Charlie, why are all my favorites killing each other?
President Basedzar
RIP Dimetrodon, Purple Toy Airplane Pikmin Near 9/11 Museum, and Aerodynamic Estemmenosuchus, I would've swapped Estemmenosuchus and JWA Maip Concept but ok
Sunbowner
Wait that doesn't sound right
ScaryLookinHobonsoon
DAY 1
Classic S̷̢̨̨̧̺̦̲̯̱͈̮͖̠͉̖̹̖̲͖͔̼͎̼͎̻̾̄̑̏͆̒̈̈̐̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅh̴̨̢̢̛̰͉͓̻̞̣͎̙̻̫̗̘͎̳̭͍͈̰̄͆̃͆̌̐̓̏̄́̀̃́͆͌̾͑̋̏̂̄͗͘̚͜͜͝͝ą̵̢̨̢̡̨̛͓̰͕̜̖̩̯̮͓̘̱̫̲̞̗̲̞͎͙͖͎̫̜̲̬͎̣̠̣̞͔̖̻͕̫̦̙̼̫̖̅͂͂̋̏̆͗̾͗͒̑̿̽̑̔͂̀͒̿̄͑̔̿́͐͊̽̑͆̐̍̍̔̈́̈̅͒̎̽́͘̚͠͠ͅr̸̡̨̢̡̢̡̢̛̛̞̣̪͙̳͓͖̜̬͓͈͙̰̮̦̜̯̦̦̬͙̯̱̱͎̮͚͉̮̖͍̣̩̖̪̥̭͂̐̍̽͛͒́̈́̾̆͛̄̈͐͋̀̃͊͒͂̏̅̈̉́͋̿̈͐̾̊͗͆̀̕̕̕̚͝͝͠͠͠ͅṭ̶̡̨̼̫̟̠̥̗͍̰̒͋̋͌̈́͑̕m̶̛̛̟̼͊̔̐̈́̃͌́̓̏͊̂͌̎͒̍̄́̓̀͌̿̄͒̄̋͛̈̃̋̂̀̃̒͝a̴̡̛̝͙͙͖̹̼̖͍̣̫̫̱̳̬̮̗͖͙̙̲̞̘͎̞͉̝̣̹̤̭̘̽̈́̒̇̀͑͆̅̍̍̀͋̏̒̔́̏͋̓͑̕͝͝͝ͅn̵̨̡̨̗͚͎̤̰̭̪̳͎̲̮͚̠̤͈͖̭̂̔̆́̿̀ move
RIP Ixalerpeton
Surprisingly based outcome
RIP Mihaly from Ace Combat 7, Creationist Dodo, and Megalancosaurus
If this were Neovenator from the Tyrant Universe, then whoever's making the fire would already be dead
Conspiracy
Why do I get the feeling that this guy isn't from Mexico like the other illegals?
RIP Poor Pikmin
RIP Abnormal Brachiosaurus, if only it were JWA Maip Concept getting tracked down and killed
One of them's definitely planning to betray the other, and I don't know who
RIP Vergil the Therizinosaurus, he also got a bit of a glow-up
RIP James Madison
That was definitely politically motivated
RIP Oxyaena, I feel like he died like this in a previous Hungry Gays
IG Hobo's a really big fan of JWA
If this means that he's gonna kill him, then I'm all for it
GOOBER
I bet only one person's actually doing the fishing and everyone else is just creepily staring at him
RIP David, I think. and Stratodus, again, this was probably the best outcome
Sperodactyl doing some hardcore carrying rn
I don't think the Detective would trust anyone from RED team, but whatever
NIGHT 1
One of these is not like the others
RIP Homo erectus, he didn't get the chance to speedrun anything this time
He's gonna throw some people into that fire, I know it
God damn it
RIP The Detective from Emesis Blue, at least he lasted longer than the Butcher in Dinosaur Hungry Gays 12, here's hoping the Butcher lasts longer than that as well
RIP John Adams
RIP Shieldon.BAH and ScaryLookinHobo, honestly I would've rather it be the other way around
Dude, thank you
RIP JWA Maip Concept
NO
RIP The Beelzebufo Behind the Slaughter, I guess we now know who the better child predator is
RIP Neovenator and Crystal Palace Megalosaurus, this is exactly what I was expecting that illegal in particular to do
Thankfully Alpha Anteosaurus isn't here to grief them
The entire fucking state of Wisconsin passed out
Ok
Damn it, RIP Bajadasaurus234 and Allosaurus fragilis from Adventures of Allosaurus Brothers, at least that's one less previous winner in the game
Callichimaera perplexa and The Heavy are definitely going to disappear by Day 2
RIP Fatherless Pred, IIRC now Pedopenna is the only child predator left
RIP PHP Prenocephale, Garudimimus, 11duckhunt, Polar Allosaur, German Funtime Freddy, Udanoceratops, King George, Forsaken, SiatsPyro07, The Urban Rescue Ranch, Onyscidus, Prognathodon, Skybalonyx, Dorito., Mutant Platybelodon, Sawbeaks Having Seks, Illegal #4, NUH UH, Sacabambaspis With Legs, Green Suchomimus, 65 Lago Jack-o, Epanterias, Ethereal Cosmos, Illegal #5, Kryptops, Ingentia, Bungartius, Sonic the Deinogalerix, Quandingle, George Washington, Concavispina, Gigantopithecus, Seymouria Skinner, Emerald Monkey, Strawberry Elephant, THE KIWI, Tylocephalonyx, Nick O'Teen, WWD Ornithocheirus, Rare T-rox, Palatine Xenomorph, Destructive Euphrates River Predator, Dicraeosaurus, Charles, Dimetrodon, Purple Toy Airplane Pikmin Near 9/11 Museum, Aerodynamic Estemmenosuchus, Ixalerpeton, Mihaly from Ace Combat 7, Creationist Dodo, Megalancosaurus, Poor Pikmin, Abnormal Brachiosaurus, Vergil the Therizinosaurus, James Madison, Oxyaena, David, I think., Stratodus, Homo erectus, The Detective from Emesis Blue, John Adams, Shieldon.BAH, ScaryLookinHobo, JWA Maip Concept, The Beelzebufo Behind the Slaughter, Neovenator, Crystal Palace Megalosaurus, Bajadasaurus234, Allosaurus fragilis from Adventures of Allosaurus Brothers, and Fatherless Pred
Our survivors are Nonotbeast, Styxosaurus, Silkie Dragaon, LeanYeenMachine, Rhino Beetle, Teekn 8 Yoshimitsu, Snowgon, Momiji, Wizard Dunkle, Eotrachodon H̵̨̛̺̤͔̺̳͖͈͍̙̯̤̤̖̎̅͗̂̿̅͗̓̚Ȩ̷͚̣̹̘͎̯̣̱͍͔̖̎̆ͅ ̴̛̲̊̀͑̿̐͘K̴̥̖͖̼͖͇̻͓̦̞͕͠ͅI̴̧͔̣͈̯̯͓̮̩̓̀̎̽͊̌̂̈́́̿̚̚Ļ̵̫͎̙͙͎̜̤̯̘̞͚͓͙̩̌͋̀̓̈̽̉̍͝͠L̸̗̋̊̏͋̎̔̌̈́̊͋̕Ė̶̬̜̳͖̖͓͕̺̟̋̉D̴͕͙̝̜̬̱̰̼̤̪̅̊ ̶̫̗͚̭̤̗̈́͋̕T̴̛̛͖̩̤͉̞͍̳̖̺̥͇̰̐͌̏̃̀̈́̇̐́̀͗͜͜͜͝͝Ḩ̷̡̧̘͖͙̳̝̜͉̺͎͎̗̙͐̃̄̔́̉̑̓Ě̴̖̗͈͚̙̲̤̾̈͆͑͋̀̆͌̈́̀̚͝͝M̷̨͗̓͂͛̌̋̃̆͒͠ ̵̨̧̖̤͚̩͇̞̮̇̿͊̓͋͑͘͘A̵̧̟̜̪͖̺̣͛̔̓̾͜L̶̨̟͍̤̞̯̻͍͍̦͖̙̺̈́̽̒͜͠Ľ̵̛̺̺̞͕͈͕̱̦̻͖̟̰̩͈̑̿̄̃̽̿̇̌̎̀̋̔̀ orientalis, Zalmoxes, JWA Ichthyovenator, Autism Chica, Barosaurus, Asfaltovenator, Titanohyrax, President Blazar, '93 Classic T. rex, Invicta Dinosaur Set, Megalograptus, Cumnoria, Quadrupedal Afrovenator, Raptor from Raptor RPG, Pedopenna, H̶̳̟͙̳̖̪̮̤͜͝É̴̡̤͖̳̙͎͔̦̠̪̟̮̘͗̏͒̈́͆ ̸͈̲͔̲̞̪̈͒ͅͅM̶̯̥̣͎͖̹̝̟̮͈̥̝͎͂̀̀̐̈́̈́̽̌̉̕ͅͅỤ̷̥̹̮̲̺͛̔̎̊͂̃͗͆̈́̒͑͝S̵̛̛̹̟̥͍̞̱̤̥̮̋͂̓̆̾̈́̓͘ͅŢ̴͕͈̖͕͎͉̯̼̺̘̱̰́̂̆̿̔͋̈́ ̸̨̧̯̭̬̲̦̲̲̆ͅF̴̨̧̡͔̬̪̖̺̠͖͍̝̬̝͂̒̆̀͑̏̋̀͆͛̒̈Ȩ̴̻̹͉͉̺̺̮̱͖̦̜̰͑͐̆̾̒̊͐́A̸̤̜̥̹̜̻̠͓̓̈́͒̈́̾̓̒́̕͜͜S̵̢̨̩̫̥̫̳̣̫̼̟͚̥̃̓̒̓͛̑̃́́̐̚͜͝T̶̜̰̳̣̥̾̃̍̽̃͑̐̆͒͘ ̶̧͙̞̩͙̠͙͛̽͑͝O̸̡̫̰͉̦͖̳͑̊̎̚͝N̶̬̠̝̠̿̾͗̉̇͋̓̓̒͑̿̕͠͝ ̷̛͇̞̗̦̩̌̔͆̓̾̌̂̚͠͝T̵̨̛͈̝̹͇̠̘͒̓̇͐͊̎̊̾͂͝ͅH̴̨̨̧̬̟͈͚̥̳̉̇̎Ę̴͖̭͍̪͕̯̱͎̰͔͙̮̐̉͊̅̉̃̅̓̑̽̀͘͝͝ ̵̧͇̳͙̝̼̗͔̯͌̊͗̈́͊́̾̿̀̀͑̓̄͘̕͜͜F̵̨̛͍̣̬̀̀̍̈̋̓̌̅̀̍L̴̛͔̘͈̺̖̬͓̄̋͑͆͠ͅĘ̷͚̺̰̘̭̖̠̭̬̺̤̒͂̀̀̀͆̅̐̎͂̀͘̕͝ͅS̷̜͎̙͍͚̼̳̠̟̹̀͒̄͆͐̎̈́̓̊̇͝H̸̲͖̳͉̺̤̗̝̫͌̆͛́́͗̐͛̒ͅ ̷̡̳͓̪̟͇̌̂̂Ọ̶̈́͑̓͒͗̂̚F̵͉̩̺̥̐͝ ̶̧̛̤͔̳̞͖̺͙͈̰̍̃̈̓̀̽͘T̵̢͉̲̖̜͈͉̺͓̖͉̖̙̜͗͂̂̀͂̓͒̉H̵̨̨̪̭͖̞͕̳̘͓̘̳͎̥̽͆̑̊̀͜E̵̼͗͗̍̉̉̈́̉͘ ̴̨̡̛̭͇̖͍̯̾̀̈́͗͌̇̂̄̍̊͠ͅF̵̡̡̘̻̣̪̖̣͕̊̀͋̏̇̍̍̐̃́̾͑͂R̷̗̻̜̝͍͙̺̙̉̈́Ĕ̵̗̂͆̃̐̔͑͘͘Ĕ̵̛͙͇̘̱͎͖̥͂̐̓͑̋̀͘͜͝, Grimclaw Doesn't Care, John Quincy Adams, Beach Bob Saurophaganax, The Cum-Beast, Wisconsin, Sperodactyl, Gobbleyballer, T̶̢̢̢̢̨̧̡̛͚͈̞̭̟̝͙̘̤̦̱͖̤̻͖̬̹̮͙̦͚̫̮͇̗͔͙̜̩͎̬̻̱̠̘̤͙̿͛͗̔́͊͑̏̽̄̀́̂͐̋͆̇̚̚͜ͅh̷̢̜̙̻͓͕̔̀̌̋̿̂̎͌̇̊̕͘͝ȩ̴̢̧̡̡̨̼͕̲̘͖͕̯̮̜̯̥̯̼̩͉̠̬̱̫͉̟̺͈̫̮̬͕̬̥͍͖͔̮̻͉̝͙͕͖͇͇̳̈́̽̋͑̈́̀̓̂̈́̈́̏̚͜ͅ_̷̢̡̧̞̮̗̹̬̺̮̤̮̥̮̗͉͚̥̪̮̫͙̣͈̻͉̩̙̠̙̯̠̯͇̰̞̈̉̌̓́͌̒̀͂̊̊̃͂̊̆̔͂̀̐͋̋͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅS̷̢̨̨̧̺̦̲̯̱͈̮͖̠͉̖̹̖̲͖͔̼͎̼͎̻̾̄̑̏͆̒̈̈̐̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅh̴̨̢̢̛̰͉͓̻̞̣͎̙̻̫̗̘͎̳̭͍͈̰̄͆̃͆̌̐̓̏̄́̀̃́͆͌̾͑̋̏̂̄͗͘̚͜͜͝͝ą̵̢̨̢̡̨̛͓̰͕̜̖̩̯̮͓̘̱̫̲̞̗̲̞͎͙͖͎̫̜̲̬͎̣̠̣̞͔̖̻͕̫̦̙̼̫̖̅͂͂̋̏̆͗̾͗͒̑̿̽̑̔͂̀͒̿̄͑̔̿́͐͊̽̑͆̐̍̍̔̈́̈̅͒̎̽́͘̚͠͠ͅr̸̡̨̢̡̢̡̢̛̛̞̣̪͙̳͓͖̜̬͓͈͙̰̮̦̜̯̦̦̬͙̯̱̱͎̮͚͉̮̖͍̣̩̖̪̥̭͂̐̍̽͛͒́̈́̾̆͛̄̈͐͋̀̃͊͒͂̏̅̈̉́͋̿̈͐̾̊͗͆̀̕̕̕̚͝͝͠͠͠ͅṭ̶̡̨̼̫̟̠̥̗͍̰̒͋̋͌̈́͑̕m̶̛̛̟̼͊̔̐̈́̃͌́̓̏͊̂͌̎͒̍̄́̓̀͌̿̄͒̄̋͛̈̃̋̂̀̃̒͝a̴̡̛̝͙͙͖̹̼̖͍̣̫̫̱̳̬̮̗͖͙̙̲̞̘͎̞͉̝̣̹̤̭̘̽̈́̒̇̀͑͆̅̍̍̀͋̏̒̔́̏͋̓͑̕͝͝͝ͅn̵̨̡̨̗͚͎̤̰̭̪̳͎̲̮͚̠̤͈͖̭̂̔̆́̿̀, Callichimaera perplexa, The Heavy, Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger, Eotriceratops, Mango On A Fork, and Sundowner
DAY 2
RIP Eotriceratops, I don't think someone like Snowgon would need a rope to kill him
What would a Stegosaurus need a spear for lmao
Based
RIP Wisconsin
Heavily Distorted JWE2 Australovenator is so jealous rn
RIP The Cum-Beast
I love how one of the most based contestants is teaming up with one of the least based ones
RIP John Quincy Adams
This is what he gets for killing the Detective
RIP Zalmoxes
Metal Goober Rising: Revengeance
He's dreaming about Sandviches (and possibly having nightmares about a certain someone he and Callichimaera perplexa were talking to)
Should be pretty easy for him
Bruh
RIP Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger, just a reminder that this guy was the villain of the last Hungry Gays he was in
He's gonna make good use of it, I'm sure
I guess since Asfaltovenator is a previous winner, he's the stand-in for Alpha Anteosaurus
I was expecting it to be the other way around but oh well
RIP Eotrachodon H̵̨̛̺̤͔̺̳͖͈͍̙̯̤̤̖̎̅͗̂̿̅͗̓̚Ȩ̷͚̣̹̘͎̯̣̱͍͔̖̎̆ͅ ̴̛̲̊̀͑̿̐͘K̴̥̖͖̼͖͇̻͓̦̞͕͠ͅI̴̧͔̣͈̯̯͓̮̩̓̀̎̽͊̌̂̈́́̿̚̚Ļ̵̫͎̙͙͎̜̤̯̘̞͚͓͙̩̌͋̀̓̈̽̉̍͝͠L̸̗̋̊̏͋̎̔̌̈́̊͋̕Ė̶̬̜̳͖̖͓͕̺̟̋̉D̴͕͙̝̜̬̱̰̼̤̪̅̊ ̶̫̗͚̭̤̗̈́͋̕T̴̛̛͖̩̤͉̞͍̳̖̺̥͇̰̐͌̏̃̀̈́̇̐́̀͗͜͜͜͝͝Ḩ̷̡̧̘͖͙̳̝̜͉̺͎͎̗̙͐̃̄̔́̉̑̓Ě̴̖̗͈͚̙̲̤̾̈͆͑͋̀̆͌̈́̀̚͝͝M̷̨͗̓͂͛̌̋̃̆͒͠ ̵̨̧̖̤͚̩͇̞̮̇̿͊̓͋͑͘͘A̵̧̟̜̪͖̺̣͛̔̓̾͜L̶̨̟͍̤̞̯̻͍͍̦͖̙̺̈́̽̒͜͠Ľ̵̛̺̺̞͕͈͕̱̦̻͖̟̰̩͈̑̿̄̃̽̿̇̌̎̀̋̔̀ orientalis
Bruh what does that sponsor expect him to do with that water?
Same goes for Wizard Dunkle, but even then, he could probably do some goofy ahh magic with the water
He doesn't need to investigate, he's feeling merciful today
NIGHT 2
RIP Invicta Dinosaur Set, Barosaurus, and Cumnoria, looks like it's up to a certain "illegal" that might be from the depths of hell to win this game
I'm half-expecting Sundowner to just eat the mango, but I don't even know if he has a human digestive system
Beach Bob Saurophaganax and Chris Hansen are the same person lmao
RIP Pedopenna, he should've taken a seat
RIP Styxosaurus
RIP Grimclaw Doesn't Care and Silkie Dragaon, I would've preferred it being the other way around but I don't care that much
God fucking damn it
RIP T̶̢̢̢̢̨̧̡̛͚͈̞̭̟̝͙̘̤̦̱͖̤̻͖̬̹̮͙̦͚̫̮͇̗͔͙̜̩͎̬̻̱̠̘̤͙̿͛͗̔́͊͑̏̽̄̀́̂͐̋͆̇̚̚͜ͅh̷̢̜̙̻͓͕̔̀̌̋̿̂̎͌̇̊̕͘͝ȩ̴̢̧̡̡̨̼͕̲̘͖͕̯̮̜̯̥̯̼̩͉̠̬̱̫͉̟̺͈̫̮̬͕̬̥͍͖͔̮̻͉̝͙͕͖͇͇̳̈́̽̋͑̈́̀̓̂̈́̈́̏̚͜ͅ_̷̢̡̧̞̮̗̹̬̺̮̤̮̥̮̗͉͚̥̪̮̫͙̣͈̻͉̩̙̠̙̯̠̯͇̰̞̈̉̌̓́͌̒̀͂̊̊̃͂̊̆̔͂̀̐͋̋͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅS̷̢̨̨̧̺̦̲̯̱͈̮͖̠͉̖̹̖̲͖͔̼͎̼͎̻̾̄̑̏͆̒̈̈̐̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅh̴̨̢̢̛̰͉͓̻̞̣͎̙̻̫̗̘͎̳̭͍͈̰̄͆̃͆̌̐̓̏̄́̀̃́͆͌̾͑̋̏̂̄͗͘̚͜͜͝͝ą̵̢̨̢̡̨̛͓̰͕̜̖̩̯̮͓̘̱̫̲̞̗̲̞͎͙͖͎̫̜̲̬͎̣̠̣̞͔̖̻͕̫̦̙̼̫̖̅͂͂̋̏̆͗̾͗͒̑̿̽̑̔͂̀͒̿̄͑̔̿́͐͊̽̑͆̐̍̍̔̈́̈̅͒̎̽́͘̚͠͠ͅr̸̡̨̢̡̢̡̢̛̛̞̣̪͙̳͓͖̜̬͓͈͙̰̮̦̜̯̦̦̬͙̯̱̱͎̮͚͉̮̖͍̣̩̖̪̥̭͂̐̍̽͛͒́̈́̾̆͛̄̈͐͋̀̃͊͒͂̏̅̈̉́͋̿̈͐̾̊͗͆̀̕̕̕̚͝͝͠͠͠ͅṭ̶̡̨̼̫̟̠̥̗͍̰̒͋̋͌̈́͑̕m̶̛̛̟̼͊̔̐̈́̃͌́̓̏͊̂͌̎͒̍̄́̓̀͌̿̄͒̄̋͛̈̃̋̂̀̃̒͝a̴̡̛̝͙͙͖̹̼̖͍̣̫̫̱̳̬̮̗͖͙̙̲̞̘͎̞͉̝̣̹̤̭̘̽̈́̒̇̀͑͆̅̍̍̀͋̏̒̔́̏͋̓͑̕͝͝͝ͅn̵̨̡̨̗͚͎̤̰̭̪̳͎̲̮͚̠̤͈͖̭̂̔̆́̿̀ and President Blazar, this was easily the worst outcome, now I'm kinda pissed
RIP Tekken 8 Yoshimitsu and Rhino Beetle, this cheers me up a little tbh
At least the Heavy can rest easy knowing that a certain someone is dead (or is he?)
It truly seems that way
RIP Eotriceratops, Wisconsin, The Cum-Beast, John Quincy Adams, Zalmoxes, Grilled Onion Cheddar Burger, Eotrachodon H̵̨̛̺̤͔̺̳͖͈͍̙̯̤̤̖̎̅͗̂̿̅͗̓̚Ȩ̷͚̣̹̘͎̯̣̱͍͔̖̎̆ͅ ̴̛̲̊̀͑̿̐͘K̴̥̖͖̼͖͇̻͓̦̞͕͠ͅI̴̧͔̣͈̯̯͓̮̩̓̀̎̽͊̌̂̈́́̿̚̚Ļ̵̫͎̙͙͎̜̤̯̘̞͚͓͙̩̌͋̀̓̈̽̉̍͝͠L̸̗̋̊̏͋̎̔̌̈́̊͋̕Ė̶̬̜̳͖̖͓͕̺̟̋̉D̴͕͙̝̜̬̱̰̼̤̪̅̊ ̶̫̗͚̭̤̗̈́͋̕T̴̛̛͖̩̤͉̞͍̳̖̺̥͇̰̐͌̏̃̀̈́̇̐́̀͗͜͜͜͝͝Ḩ̷̡̧̘͖͙̳̝̜͉̺͎͎̗̙͐̃̄̔́̉̑̓Ě̴̖̗͈͚̙̲̤̾̈͆͑͋̀̆͌̈́̀̚͝͝M̷̨͗̓͂͛̌̋̃̆͒͠ ̵̨̧̖̤͚̩͇̞̮̇̿͊̓͋͑͘͘A̵̧̟̜̪͖̺̣͛̔̓̾͜L̶̨̟͍̤̞̯̻͍͍̦͖̙̺̈́̽̒͜͠Ľ̵̛̺̺̞͕͈͕̱̦̻͖̟̰̩͈̑̿̄̃̽̿̇̌̎̀̋̔̀ orientalis, Invicta Dinosaur Set, Barosaurus, Cumnoria, Pedopenna, Styxosaurus, Grimclaw Doesn't Care, Silkie Dragaon, T̶̢̢̢̢̨̧̡̛͚͈̞̭̟̝͙̘̤̦̱͖̤̻͖̬̹̮͙̦͚̫̮͇̗͔͙̜̩͎̬̻̱̠̘̤͙̿͛͗̔́͊͑̏̽̄̀́̂͐̋͆̇̚̚͜ͅh̷̢̜̙̻͓͕̔̀̌̋̿̂̎͌̇̊̕͘͝ȩ̴̢̧̡̡̨̼͕̲̘͖͕̯̮̜̯̥̯̼̩͉̠̬̱̫͉̟̺͈̫̮̬͕̬̥͍͖͔̮̻͉̝͙͕͖͇͇̳̈́̽̋͑̈́̀̓̂̈́̈́̏̚͜ͅ_̷̢̡̧̞̮̗̹̬̺̮̤̮̥̮̗͉͚̥̪̮̫͙̣͈̻͉̩̙̠̙̯̠̯͇̰̞̈̉̌̓́͌̒̀͂̊̊̃͂̊̆̔͂̀̐͋̋͘͘͘͠͠ͅͅS̷̢̨̨̧̺̦̲̯̱͈̮͖̠͉̖̹̖̲͖͔̼͎̼͎̻̾̄̑̏͆̒̈̈̐̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅh̴̨̢̢̛̰͉͓̻̞̣͎̙̻̫̗̘͎̳̭͍͈̰̄͆̃͆̌̐̓̏̄́̀̃́͆͌̾͑̋̏̂̄͗͘̚͜͜͝͝ą̵̢̨̢̡̨̛͓̰͕̜̖̩̯̮͓̘̱̫̲̞̗̲̞͎͙͖͎̫̜̲̬͎̣̠̣̞͔̖̻͕̫̦̙̼̫̖̅͂͂̋̏̆͗̾͗͒̑̿̽̑̔͂̀͒̿̄͑̔̿́͐͊̽̑͆̐̍̍̔̈́̈̅͒̎̽́͘̚͠͠ͅr̸̡̨̢̡̢̡̢̛̛̞̣̪͙̳͓͖̜̬͓͈͙̰̮̦̜̯̦̦̬͙̯̱̱͎̮͚͉̮̖͍̣̩̖̪̥̭͂̐̍̽͛͒́̈́̾̆͛̄̈͐͋̀̃͊͒͂̏̅̈̉́͋̿̈͐̾̊͗͆̀̕̕̕̚͝͝͠͠͠ͅṭ̶̡̨̼̫̟̠̥̗͍̰̒͋̋͌̈́͑̕m̶̛̛̟̼͊̔̐̈́̃͌́̓̏͊̂͌̎͒̍̄́̓̀͌̿̄͒̄̋͛̈̃̋̂̀̃̒͝a̴̡̛̝͙͙͖̹̼̖͍̣̫̫̱̳̬̮̗͖͙̙̲̞̘͎̞͉̝̣̹̤̭̘̽̈́̒̇̀͑͆̅̍̍̀͋̏̒̔́̏͋̓͑̕͝͝͝ͅn̵̨̡̨̗͚͎̤̰̭̪̳͎̲̮͚̠̤͈͖̭̂̔̆́̿̀, President Blazar, Tekken 8 Yoshimitsu, and Rhino Beetle
Our survivors are Nonoteast, Sundowner, Callichimaera perplexa, Wizard Dunkle, Titanohyrax, Beach Bob Saurophaganax, '93 Classic T. rex, Raptor from Raptor RPG, Autism Chica, Megalograptus, Asfaltovenator, H̶̳̟͙̳̖̪̮̤͜͝É̴̡̤͖̳̙͎͔̦̠̪̟̮̘͗̏͒̈́͆ ̸͈̲͔̲̞̪̈͒ͅͅM̶̯̥̣͎͖̹̝̟̮͈̥̝͎͂̀̀̐̈́̈́̽̌̉̕ͅͅỤ̷̥̹̮̲̺͛̔̎̊͂̃͗͆̈́̒͑͝S̵̛̛̹̟̥͍̞̱̤̥̮̋͂̓̆̾̈́̓͘ͅŢ̴͕͈̖͕͎͉̯̼̺̘̱̰́̂̆̿̔͋̈́ ̸̨̧̯̭̬̲̦̲̲̆ͅF̴̨̧̡͔̬̪̖̺̠͖͍̝̬̝͂̒̆̀͑̏̋̀͆͛̒̈Ȩ̴̻̹͉͉̺̺̮̱͖̦̜̰͑͐̆̾̒̊͐́A̸̤̜̥̹̜̻̠͓̓̈́͒̈́̾̓̒́̕͜͜S̵̢̨̩̫̥̫̳̣̫̼̟͚̥̃̓̒̓͛̑̃́́̐̚͜͝T̶̜̰̳̣̥̾̃̍̽̃͑̐̆͒͘ ̶̧͙̞̩͙̠͙͛̽͑͝O̸̡̫̰͉̦͖̳͑̊̎̚͝N̶̬̠̝̠̿̾͗̉̇͋̓̓̒͑̿̕͠͝ ̷̛͇̞̗̦̩̌̔͆̓̾̌̂̚͠͝T̵̨̛͈̝̹͇̠̘͒̓̇͐͊̎̊̾͂͝ͅH̴̨̨̧̬̟͈͚̥̳̉̇̎Ę̴͖̭͍̪͕̯̱͎̰͔͙̮̐̉͊̅̉̃̅̓̑̽̀͘͝͝ ̵̧͇̳͙̝̼̗͔̯͌̊͗̈́͊́̾̿̀̀͑̓̄͘̕͜͜F̵̨̛͍̣̬̀̀̍̈̋̓̌̅̀̍L̴̛͔̘͈̺̖̬͓̄̋͑͆͠ͅĘ̷͚̺̰̘̭̖̠̭̬̺̤̒͂̀̀̀͆̅̐̎͂̀͘̕͝ͅS̷̜͎̙͍͚̼̳̠̟̹̀͒̄͆͐̎̈́̓̊̇͝H̸̲͖̳͉̺̤̗̝̫͌̆͛́́͗̐͛̒ͅ ̷̡̳͓̪̟͇̌̂̂Ọ̶̈́͑̓͒͗̂̚F̵͉̩̺̥̐͝ ̶̧̛̤͔̳̞͖̺͙͈̰̍̃̈̓̀̽͘T̵̢͉̲̖̜͈͉̺͓̖͉̖̙̜͗͂̂̀͂̓͒̉H̵̨̨̪̭͖̞͕̳̘͓̘̳͎̥̽͆̑̊̀͜E̵̼͗͗̍̉̉̈́̉͘ ̴̨̡̛̭͇̖͍̯̾̀̈́͗͌̇̂̄̍̊͠ͅF̵̡̡̘̻̣̪̖̣͕̊̀͋̏̇̍̍̐̃́̾͑͂R̷̗̻̜̝͍͙̺̙̉̈́Ĕ̵̗̂͆̃̐̔͑͘͘Ĕ̵̛͙͇̘̱͎͖̥͂̐̓͑̋̀͘͜͝, Momiji, Sperodactyl, Quadrupedal Afrovenator, LeanYeenMachine, Gobbleyballer, The Heavy, Snowgon, and JWA Ichthyovenaotr
THE FEAST
Should've destroyed him too
RIP Momiji, Snowgon, Autism Chica, and Quadrupedal Afrovenator, the only one of these I'm gonna miss is maybe Quadrupedal Afrovenator
Now it's really up to that one illegal from hell, since I forgot Quadrupedal Afrovenator was one of Bajada's suggestions
Golly
RIP H̶̳̟͙̳̖̪̮̤͜͝É̴̡̤͖̳̙͎͔̦̠̪̟̮̘͗̏͒̈́͆ ̸͈̲͔̲̞̪̈͒ͅͅM̶̯̥̣͎͖̹̝̟̮͈̥̝͎͂̀̀̐̈́̈́̽̌̉̕ͅͅỤ̷̥̹̮̲̺͛̔̎̊͂̃͗͆̈́̒͑͝S̵̛̛̹̟̥͍̞̱̤̥̮̋͂̓̆̾̈́̓͘ͅŢ̴͕͈̖͕͎͉̯̼̺̘̱̰́̂̆̿̔͋̈́ ̸̨̧̯̭̬̲̦̲̲̆ͅF̴̨̧̡͔̬̪̖̺̠͖͍̝̬̝͂̒̆̀͑̏̋̀͆͛̒̈Ȩ̴̻̹͉͉̺̺̮̱͖̦̜̰͑͐̆̾̒̊͐́A̸̤̜̥̹̜̻̠͓̓̈́͒̈́̾̓̒́̕͜͜S̵̢̨̩̫̥̫̳̣̫̼̟͚̥̃̓̒̓͛̑̃́́̐̚͜͝T̶̜̰̳̣̥̾̃̍̽̃͑̐̆͒͘ ̶̧͙̞̩͙̠͙͛̽͑͝O̸̡̫̰͉̦͖̳͑̊̎̚͝N̶̬̠̝̠̿̾͗̉̇͋̓̓̒͑̿̕͠͝ ̷̛͇̞̗̦̩̌̔͆̓̾̌̂̚͠͝T̵̨̛͈̝̹͇̠̘͒̓̇͐͊̎̊̾͂͝ͅH̴̨̨̧̬̟͈͚̥̳̉̇̎Ę̴͖̭͍̪͕̯̱͎̰͔͙̮̐̉͊̅̉̃̅̓̑̽̀͘͝͝ ̵̧͇̳͙̝̼̗͔̯͌̊͗̈́͊́̾̿̀̀͑̓̄͘̕͜͜F̵̨̛͍̣̬̀̀̍̈̋̓̌̅̀̍L̴̛͔̘͈̺̖̬͓̄̋͑͆͠ͅĘ̷͚̺̰̘̭̖̠̭̬̺̤̒͂̀̀̀͆̅̐̎͂̀͘̕͝ͅS̷̜͎̙͍͚̼̳̠̟̹̀͒̄͆͐̎̈́̓̊̇͝H̸̲͖̳͉̺̤̗̝̫͌̆͛́́͗̐͛̒ͅ ̷̡̳͓̪̟͇̌̂̂Ọ̶̈́͑̓͒͗̂̚F̵͉̩̺̥̐͝ ̶̧̛̤͔̳̞͖̺͙͈̰̍̃̈̓̀̽͘T̵̢͉̲̖̜͈͉̺͓̖͉̖̙̜͗͂̂̀͂̓͒̉H̵̨̨̪̭͖̞͕̳̘͓̘̳͎̥̽͆̑̊̀͜E̵̼͗͗̍̉̉̈́̉͘ ̴̨̡̛̭͇̖͍̯̾̀̈́͗͌̇̂̄̍̊͠ͅF̵̡̡̘̻̣̪̖̣͕̊̀͋̏̇̍̍̐̃́̾͑͂R̷̗̻̜̝͍͙̺̙̉̈́Ĕ̵̗̂͆̃̐̔͑͘͘Ĕ̵̛͙͇̘̱͎͖̥͂̐̓͑̋̀͘͜͝ and Nonotbeast, this was probably the best outcome once more (also Bajada is probably rolling in his grave, but there's always next game)
Bruh
RIP Beach Bob Saurophaganax, my baby was robbed once again
That was absolutely gooberly motivated
RIP Gobbleyballer
RIP LeanYeenMachine
Damn it, Asfaltovenator just refuses to die
D-D-Don't worry, Titanohyrax! We are so proud of you. Soon you'll be in the sweet embrace of C-C-C-Christ the Lord! (an extremely epic and unexpected reference)
RIP Titanohyrax
DAY 3
RIP Sperodactyl
I was really worried when I was screenshotting Sperodactyl's death and seeing a part of this interaction thinking that Asfaltovenator had killed Sundowner, thank god the latter's still alive
RIP JWA Ichthyovenator and The Heavy
GOOBER 😭😭😭😭
RIP Callichimaera perplexa
NIGHT 3
Good, now throw yourself in it
At least Sundowner is still alive
How 👏 are 👏 you 👏 not 👏 dead 👏 yet👏
RIP Momiji, Snowgon, Autism Chica, Quadrupedal Afrovenator, H̶̳̟͙̳̖̪̮̤͜͝É̴̡̤͖̳̙͎͔̦̠̪̟̮̘͗̏͒̈́͆ ̸͈̲͔̲̞̪̈͒ͅͅM̶̯̥̣͎͖̹̝̟̮͈̥̝͎͂̀̀̐̈́̈́̽̌̉̕ͅͅỤ̷̥̹̮̲̺͛̔̎̊͂̃͗͆̈́̒͑͝S̵̛̛̹̟̥͍̞̱̤̥̮̋͂̓̆̾̈́̓͘ͅŢ̴͕͈̖͕͎͉̯̼̺̘̱̰́̂̆̿̔͋̈́ ̸̨̧̯̭̬̲̦̲̲̆ͅF̴̨̧̡͔̬̪̖̺̠͖͍̝̬̝͂̒̆̀͑̏̋̀͆͛̒̈Ȩ̴̻̹͉͉̺̺̮̱͖̦̜̰͑͐̆̾̒̊͐́A̸̤̜̥̹̜̻̠͓̓̈́͒̈́̾̓̒́̕͜͜S̵̢̨̩̫̥̫̳̣̫̼̟͚̥̃̓̒̓͛̑̃́́̐̚͜͝T̶̜̰̳̣̥̾̃̍̽̃͑̐̆͒͘ ̶̧͙̞̩͙̠͙͛̽͑͝O̸̡̫̰͉̦͖̳͑̊̎̚͝N̶̬̠̝̠̿̾͗̉̇͋̓̓̒͑̿̕͠͝ ̷̛͇̞̗̦̩̌̔͆̓̾̌̂̚͠͝T̵̨̛͈̝̹͇̠̘͒̓̇͐͊̎̊̾͂͝ͅH̴̨̨̧̬̟͈͚̥̳̉̇̎Ę̴͖̭͍̪͕̯̱͎̰͔͙̮̐̉͊̅̉̃̅̓̑̽̀͘͝͝ ̵̧͇̳͙̝̼̗͔̯͌̊͗̈́͊́̾̿̀̀͑̓̄͘̕͜͜F̵̨̛͍̣̬̀̀̍̈̋̓̌̅̀̍L̴̛͔̘͈̺̖̬͓̄̋͑͆͠ͅĘ̷͚̺̰̘̭̖̠̭̬̺̤̒͂̀̀̀͆̅̐̎͂̀͘̕͝ͅS̷̜͎̙͍͚̼̳̠̟̹̀͒̄͆͐̎̈́̓̊̇͝H̸̲͖̳͉̺̤̗̝̫͌̆͛́́͗̐͛̒ͅ ̷̡̳͓̪̟͇̌̂̂Ọ̶̈́͑̓͒͗̂̚F̵͉̩̺̥̐͝ ̶̧̛̤͔̳̞͖̺͙͈̰̍̃̈̓̀̽͘T̵̢͉̲̖̜͈͉̺͓̖͉̖̙̜͗͂̂̀͂̓͒̉H̵̨̨̪̭͖̞͕̳̘͓̘̳͎̥̽͆̑̊̀͜E̵̼͗͗̍̉̉̈́̉͘ ̴̨̡̛̭͇̖͍̯̾̀̈́͗͌̇̂̄̍̊͠ͅF̵̡̡̘̻̣̪̖̣͕̊̀͋̏̇̍̍̐̃́̾͑͂R̷̗̻̜̝͍͙̺̙̉̈́Ĕ̵̗̂͆̃̐̔͑͘͘Ĕ̵̛͙͇̘̱͎͖̥͂̐̓͑̋̀͘͜͝, Nonotbeast, Beach Bob Saurophaganax, Gobbleyballer, LeanYeenMachine, Titanohyrax, Sperodactyl, JWA Ichthyovenator, The Heavy, and Callichimaera perplexa
Our survivors are Mango On A Fork, Sundowner, '93 Classic T. rex, Wizard Dunkle, Raptor from Raptor RPG, Megalograptus, and Asfaltovenator
DAY 4
NOOOOO
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
FUCK YOU '93 CLASSIC T. REX
RIP Megalograptus and especially Sundowner
I almost had hope that he's actually win and make it to the final poll, but no, we just can't have nice things
RIP Mango On A Fork, this makes me feel slightly better, but I'm still pissed off
NIGHT 4
FUCK YEAH
Rest in fucking pieces '93 Classic T. rex, I hated you even before you killed my bald-headed baby boy
RIP Megalograptus, Sundowner and '93 Classic T. rex
Our survivors are Asfaltovenator, Wizard Dunkle, and Raptor from Raptor RPG
DAY 5
God damn it
RIP Raptor from Raptor RPG
Please don't tell me we're gonna have another Masiakasaurus situation
NIGHT 5
Ok, at least Wizard Dunkle is still alive, I'm counting on him
RIP Raptor from Raptor RPG
Our survivors are Asfaltovenator and Wizard Dunkle
THE FEAST 2: FEASTIN' TIME
YES
YES
YES
YES
YES
RIP Asfaltovenator
Congratulations to Wizard Dunkle for fighting his way to the final poll!
He didn't get quite as many kills as Angaturama, but 7 kills is still nothing to sneeze at!
The next part will be tomorrow!